So today i fell asleep on the couch watching those funny vine videos then later on i was laughing (which i didnt know i was laughing in my dream) then my mum woke me up coz i was literally laughing while sleeping and my dream was so funny i literally just continued laughing when i was trying to fully wake up
Thank the heavens
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes